Archive for April, 2006

Arika’s sarong, part 2

Sunday, April 30th, 2006

Yesterday I fit Arika’s sarong, but completely forgot to take pictures. I’ll continue the visual after her next fitting, in 3 weeks. Here is the result of our fitting session:
Things to be decided at the fitting:
1) how much fullness is really wanted at the necklineThe amount of gathering at the neck actually worked [...]

Oops!

Saturday, April 29th, 2006

I was doing an alteration for the girls dance studio (Don’t get any ideas! I don’t do alterations, this was just a quick favor in exchange for Zoe’s new tap shoes). The front desk staff put the costume in a bag and just handed it to me with the instructions “make the crotch 5 [...]

The baptism of the Bible…OR… "How I discovered the Holy Writ of YHWH is all wet"

Friday, April 28th, 2006

Last night I spent over an hour blow-drying the Bible. Kevin had to do the Zone at Tim’s house because his office isn’t inhabitable yet. After supper the girls went up to their room and played quietly together for nearly an hour. During this time Quentin was also playing quietly….in the bathroom. [...]

Arika’s sarong

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

These are the pictures of Arika’s sarong. Arika is having a beach wedding.

They aren’t in any particularorder. For the life of me, I cannot figure out how to layout several pictures on a spread in blogspot. You’ll have to just scroll up and down and follow along.
The first and last pictures are [...]

"On bended (right) knee I come"

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

These are the right knees of my jeans. Only the right, never the left. You figure it out, I’ve got too many fish to fry to contemplate the deeper meaning of one-sided holey britches. (Quite frankly, I’ve had enough of “one-sided holy” anything to last a lifetime.) I have 2 [...]

TITLE: A trip to Wal-mart gone very, very wrong

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006

CHARACTERS: Me, Zoe, Quentin, and the manager of the local walmart.
INTRODUCTION:Unfortunately, the following story happens more than I care to admit.
PART I:We had playgroup this morning at the park. Quentin spent the entire hour lying on the merry-go-round screaming any time any of the children came within 10 feet of him. What [...]

Leppu, Leppu, Leppu

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006

I just found leppu, leppu, leppu with Dolly Kirtstin’s underpants on his head. When questioned about this, Quentin said “he need to take a sow-er” (shower)
Quentin loves to make up his own songs. One is about this animal, his most beloved. It’s name is lepard (leppu) and Quentin sings “leppu, leppu, leppu, [...]

Daddy

Monday, April 24th, 2006

I just got off the phone with Mama. Daddy has to have a heart cath on Wednesday morning. Daddy had a massive heart attack last July. 100% blockage in the left descending ventricle. Known as “the widow-maker”. Mama drove him to the hospital. He went in to asystole 3 times on the table. He [...]

Oh, to be naked in peace!

Monday, April 24th, 2006

I need a shower. Seriously. It’s not pretty. You wouldn’t want to be within 5 feet of me right now. I don’t.
I’m still in the stage of life where my showers have to be scheduled at everyone else’s convience. I am however, past the stage of life where I have [...]

Tara’s prom dress

Monday, April 24th, 2006

Here are the pictures of Tara’s prom dress. Tara called me on April 6th and asked if I could have a prom dress made by April 22nd? After talking with her for a while, I figured out that the design she had in mind was not all that complicated and that she was [...]